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NEW YEAR NEW ME CONTEST

This is our 2nd annual NEW YEAR NEW ME contest. Last year we gave away two boobjobs... this year, we're raising the stakes! We're giving away a dick implant (it's real and it's incredible) and a boobjob all done by the world famous plastic surgeon DR MIAMI himself.

WINNERS WILL GET FREE SURGERY, A FREE FLIGHT TO MIAMI, FREE HOTEL IN MIAMI FOR THE DURATION OF THE SURGERY & RECOVERY PERIOD AND A FREE NURSE DURING RECOVERY.

 (This is Kirill's footage from last year's contest & trip to Miami)

Here's how it works:

CODE TO WIN A NEW DICK IS "NEWDICK"
CODE TO WIN A BOOBJOB IS "NEWTITS"

We're running a BUY ONE GET ONE FREE sale in the store for this contest. Every order counts as an entry into this contest. Here are the promo codes you MUST use... if you want to win a dick implant the code is NEWDICK... if you want to win a free boobjob the code is NEWTITS. You can buy 10 items and 5 of them will be free! Order anything during this sale and you are automatically entered to win! (Basically it’s a 50% off sale with a shot at upgrading your dick or tits!)

You can enter as many times as you want and you can enter on behalf of your spouse, friend, an ex... if you wanna surprise them with new dick or tits.

We'll be picking 2 semi-finalists for each surgery and then we'll let you guys decide who should win on Kirill's Instagram page! Contest ends on January 13 at midnight. Surgeries will take place in mid-2020 after all medical requirements are met.

SURGERY CRITERIA FOR BOOBJOB: MUST BE 18-48, NON-SMOKER, NO HISTORY OF DIABETES, BLOOD CLOTS OR HEART DISEASE & NO CURRENT OR PAST MEDICAL ISSUES AKA MUST BE HEALTHY AS FUCK.
SURGERY CRITERIA FOR DICK IMPLANT: SURGERY CRITERIA: MUST BE 18-48, NON-SMOKER, NO PREVIOUS PENIS PROCEDURES, MUST BE CIRCUMCISED, NO HISTORY OF DIABETES, BLOOD CLOTS OR HEART DISEASE & NO CURRENT OR PAST MEDICAL ISSUES AKA MUST BE HEALTHY AS FUCK.
ALTERNATIVE ADMISSION: PURCHASE IS NOT NECESSARY TO ENTER THIS CONTEST. YOU CAN ALSO MAIL A LETTER TO OUR RETURN ADDRESS LOCATED IN OUR FAQS DESCRIBING WHY YOU THINK WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A NEW DICK OR TITS.
PRIZE REDEMPTION: SURGERY WILL BE SCHEDULED IN A 60 DAY WINDOW BETWEEN 9/15/20 AND 11/15/20 BASED ON THE DOCTORS AVAILABILITY. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A 30 DAY NOTICE FOR YOUR SURGERY DATE. IF YOU CANNOT MAKE IT ON YOUR SCHEDULED SURGERY DATE, YOUR PRIZE IS SUBJECT TO FORFEITURE.
LIABILITY RELEASE: BY ACCEPTING THIS PRIZE, YOU RELEASE KWH MERCHANDISING INC OF ANY LIABILITY RELATED TO TRAVEL, SURGERY, RECOVERY, AND ALL FUTURE LIABILITIES ASSOCIATED WITH WINNING THIS PRIZE.