Today was the most boring day we have had in this house and it was also possibly the most boring day I have ever had in my fucking life. A model came to the house. That's about all I can say about that. 

I thought her tattoo said BONER QUEEN. 

She got in the hot tub.

She held a skateboard. 

She held Kyle's camcorder. Beanie's are sold out but stay tuned.

Apparently her tattoo does not say BONOR QUEEN. 

She was supposed to be the butt end of anal jump roping but apparently her butthole rejected the butt plug. Is that a thing? In her defense we ran out of anal lube and she tried to insert it using Kyle's spray.

Go watch our model do things on Kirill's House Party.