MY DAY'S ALREADY FUCKING RUINED


Our model cancelled because her spray tan looked like shit - as if anyone cares about her spray tan (honey, we're going to throw rings at your butthole) so we had to bring in Aly Eckmann (@alyeckmann).


Chloe Metcalfe (@chloemetcalfe196) and Aly got into the washing machine for some fucking reason.



Chloe looked like Siegfried in the process and I wanted to fucking vomit.


Here's her OnlyFans if you want to vomit too.



I wish it was a real gun.



A message to future late models.


If you want to watch Chloe's nipples get used for target practice go watch the full story.