Today we had a tiny rhino stripper visit the house for an office birthday. I have no idea whose birthday it was and I didn't care enough ask.

Guess which one isn't Mexican.

These bikinis are literally one size fits all. 

We added a new genre of model today: beached whales.

Nothing more embarrassing than OnlyFan whores in their natural habitat.

Chamona (@chamonaaaa) is officially the house cockroach. 

Go watch Chamona scurry around the house in the full story.