Brooklyn Gray (@brooklynblows) wrote a beautifully written response to our lawyer's email.

Hydration is IMPORTANT.

Chloe Metcalfe (@chloemetcalfe196) got an egg yolk facial which is surprising for someone who refuses to suck dick.

It looks like someone used her ass as a trampoline.

Estee (@esteemarie) missed a private dick sucking class with Brooklyn. Of fucking course she did.

This chick refused to step on a single lego but literally let Kirill (@meanie) ash his joint in her mouth. You ok, hun?

Who did it best: her or the deflated blowup doll?

Being the worst judge on American Idol really did a number on Katy Perry.